Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Im secretly in love,
    but not with you!

    by Steven Topaz
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  • Of all the things about me that could frighten you,
    You worry about my driving.

    by xMisSxMassacrEx
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  • Chicken: "you go first..."
    Cat: " no you go..."
    Chicken: " no..."
    Cat: "chicken!!!!"
    Chicken: " Pussy!!!!"

    by Danielle
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  • Those Who Dare Not Risk The Thorn, Should Never Crave The Rose

    by sammie
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  • HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

    -- Kelvin, age 8

    by Cotton Candy Clouds
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  • WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

    On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

    -- Martin, age 10

    by Cotton Candy Clouds
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  • I wonder if i will evr meet somone thats nice, intelligent, sane & interesting. Probably not. & evn if someone like that crossd my path his pleasant demeanor would end up a mask, and under it would be a serial killer with a chainsaw fetish

    by LexiAlexanderz Manicluv
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  • The trouble with life is there's no background music.

    by Damsel In Distress
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  • Sticks and stones may break my bones, but it takes words to really screw me up

    by Michael D Nalley
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  • See boys may be girl's toys but boys got the toy that girls enjoy

    by standingUP4ourfailure
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