Its not that i hate you its just...ok put it this way if you were on fire and i had water. I would drink the water.

Boy: want to go on a date?
girl: sure whatt do u want to do?
boy: go to the movies?
girl:what do u wana see?
boy:........you

:)

The greatest happiness of life is knowing we are loved-loved for who we are, or sometimes, loved inspite of how we are. -Victor Hugo

Cutest fight
Girl
I want to end this relationship,
i wil return you everything which you gave me!
Boy
ok! lets start with
“Kisses

Shit man, almost went to jail...
that game of monopoly is intense.

Call me a s**t. Call me a wh**e. Call me whatever. I've heard it before. Say that I'm fake. Say that I lie. Say what you want. You won't see me cry, because I know none of it's true, but calling me all this shit, ha, what the hell does that make you?

I'd rather be a b**ch than a h*e. I'd rather tell it like it is than blow every guy I know

DEAR MAKERS OF CHERRY MEDICINE,

HAVE YOU EVER TASTED A FCUKING CHERRY?

Why do couples set their status to "single" everytime they fight ?
I don't put "orphan" when I get into fight with my parents ~

Someday, you'll find your Prince Charming. Mine just took a wrong turn,got lost,and was too stubborn to ask for directions.