Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Me: Love is a Sensation
    Caused by Temptation
    A guy sticks his Location
    In a girls Destination
    To increase the Population
    Of the next Generation
    Do you understand my Explanation
    Or do u need a Demonstration?

    siter : i need a demostration

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  • I tried to see things from your point of view ;; but sadly, I couldn't get my head that far up my ass.

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  • Always wear cute pajamas to bed cuz u never know who might be in ur dreams...!!!!

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  • If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket left, i'd really REALLY miss you

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  • I luv him,o yes I do, hes for me not for u, and if by chance u take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face!!!

    by Vane
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  • Those Who Dare Not Risk The Thorn, Should Never Crave The Rose

    by sammie
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  • You cant rape
    The willing! ;)

    by Amanda
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  • "i havent lived to long, nor have i seen to much, but when i look into your eyes it feels as though ive seen everything that is worth seeing"

    by Rachael
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  • Q: Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the school cafeteria?
    A: Because he ate all the kids' wieners

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  • There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy;

    Her heart.

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