A man is a king...A king is a ruler...A ruler is 12 inches...STILL THINK YOU ARE A MAN??

"Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended."

Zsa Zsa Gabor

You'll find most women look up to their men
But only because their normally taller

Why is it that when little kids have imaginary friends, its cute. But when Adults have them, its schizophrenia?

If you want me to fall for you you got to give me something to trip over

I Don't Have A Boyfriend....But I Know A Guy That Would Get Mad At Me For Saying That

think you should put a condom over your head.
if you're gonna act like a dlck..
..you might as well dress like one to.

Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

PHAT FARM SHOES- 99$

ECKO HODDY-69$

GOLD CHAIN-49$

THE TIME THAT IT TAKES TO REALIZE YOUR WHITE-PRICELESS

Practise safe eating- always use condiments!!!!