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Girls work on our LOOKS instead of our MiNd. Because we K N O W guys are StUpId not BLIND. |
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Remember when you was younger the boys said you had cooties but now you can't even walk past them without them grabin your bootie. |
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Why don't you go and put a condom on your head cuz if you're gonna act like a d i c k you might as well get dressed up. |
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What's a girl to do? All the nice guys are UGLY...all the hott guys are MEAN...and all the *nice* AND *hott* guys are GAY! |
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Were u sayin hi to me or my breast? |
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Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance! |
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Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven so sex is in! |
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Always keep smiling..... |
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I have a lil angel flying around with a hammer....each person she hits gets a lil bit of my love, I hope she knocks the shit out of you!!!! |
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He's the cutest, sweetest, nicest, greatest, most romantic, most insensitive jerk i have ever met! |