S3x is like air.. its only importand if ure not gettin any

Sex is hereditary - if your parents didn't have it, neither will you.

How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil

Every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a bootie!

Boys are like a box of colored condoms it doenst matter what one you choose cause

either way your geting screwed

i dont know if this is mine or not
but i love is ohh soo much !!!

Roses are red
violets are blue
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i wana slap the $#%t
out of you

BOYZ SAY ITS GOOD BOYZ SAY ITS FINE NINE MONTHS LATER THEY SAY ITS NOT MINE

Trust me I'm a liar!!!

Sex is like math. You add the beds, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray that it doesn't multiply.

Everyone is entitled to stupidity....but your abusing the privileage.