Relationships are like mine fields...
you don't know if you've chosen the wrong path until it all blows up....

Every night before I go to sleep I see those bedroom eyes...gorgeous body, to-die-for face and then I say to myself:

"I really need to take that mirror off of my ceiling!"

When a man steal your wife there is no better revenge the to let him keep her
-sacha guitry

Awww.... relationships, 90% of them fail and the 10% that suceed stay together for the kids.

Me: Love is a Sensation
Caused by Temptation
A guy sticks his Location
In a girls Destination
To increase the Population
Of the next Generation
Do you understand my Explanation
Or do u need a Demonstration?

siter : i need a demostration

In $ex, 88 is better than 69. Unlike 69 you get 8 twice!

"I didn't cry cause it was over...

I cried cause it happened."

Men are like parking spaces, the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped....

You cant rape
The willing! ;)

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Lol this dude wrote this on this other dudes shirt at skool its pretty funny i think thats wat it said...