I luv him,o yes I do, hes for me not for u, and if by chance u take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face!!!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the school cafeteria?
A: Because he ate all the kids' wieners

Michael says he is going to fight these charges tooth and nail — because those are the only real body parts he has left

Q: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

A: Nothing cuz I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

You promised the moon, but I prefer Uranus.

A synonym is a word you use when you cant spell the first word you thought of

I either get what I want or I change my mind

If you can't convince them, confuse them

Boys are like candy
you can only have so much
than you cant stand it anymore

You started caring, when I started not to.