If the front of your car says 'DODGE", do you really need a horn?

Dodge, the name says it all.

West to the sea, east to the land death to the b**** who stole my man!!!

Dinner is ready when the smoke alarmgoes of

♥
Nothing lasts forever, So live it up, Drink it down,
Laugh it off, Avoid all the bullshit, Take chances &
Never have regrets.
Because at one point..You did what you wanted
Check out my poems. Escape is my fav. let me know what you think!

Cinderella; living proof that shoes can change your life.

You Say I'm Just Impossible,Totally Unpredictable,I'm Just A Girl,Get Used to It,No Big Deal,You Can't Change Me,Why Would You Try,I'm Not An Angel,But I Can Make You Smile,And That's The Way It Is,That's Just The Way I Am!

Isn't it funny how the moment can be ruined just by one busted condom??

U thought u would get som
cuz u thought u was cool
but in the end u tried 2 bang me
n didnt kno wat 2 do

Sex is not the answer...sex is the question, the answer is yes...

A bf is like a booger
he doesnt wanna leave when u wanna get rid of him, he doesnt let u breathe, nd when ur out with friends u hope he doesnt appear and embarass u

*i made this up myself*