Wake up in the morning around five
make sure I'm up and just alive...
CAN YOUR KAT OR DAWG TALK?
Your slinky Persian female cat starts rubbing on...
God knows why girls are not more like boys!
Girls think too much, and understand too little...
Cheerleaders are happy
Happiness sucks...
If I had a gun
I would load it full of love...
I’M YOUR AWESOME CAT!
So, don’t be afraid of that old rat, and hey dog...
Roses are red,
violets are blue...
Once upon a time there were three pigs
They had a party without their wigs...
My neighbour has a little kid,
For friendship's sake let's call him Syd...
Ok guys.. this is really off the record for me, i...
In Mrs. Cotton's small health class...
THE MOUSE
Hey folks, I’m Maestro the mouse, Mom gave me...
So why o why?
when a boy does try...