Wake up in the morning around five
make sure I'm up and just alive...
CAN YOUR KAT OR DAWG TALK?
Your slinky Persian female cat starts rubbing on...
God knows why girls are not more like boys!
Girls think too much, and understand too little...
If I had a gun
I would load it full of love...
Once upon a time there were three pigs
They had a party without their wigs...
Cheerleaders are happy
Happiness sucks...
I’M YOUR AWESOME CAT!
So, don’t be afraid of that old rat, and hey dog...
Roses are red,
violets are blue...
1st day it is good to see how they are,
but it’s a pain trying to get repair on my car...
Ok guys.. this is really off the record for me, i...
In Mrs. Cotton's small health class...
My neighbour has a little kid,
For friendship's sake let's call him Syd...
An assortment of people filled the room,
Look, there's the bride...but no groom...