Your mom is like..... (3)

by Dreama

~my friend made this up, I think~
Your mom is like a vacume cleaner...

F-r-i-e-n-d-s (3)

by Love vs Fate

F-Feeling that you do belong here.
R-Remembering the things that fascinate you...

Soldiers, Prostitutes & Tax-collecters (3) 2

by Aiko (Dreamsurfer)

Love your neighbour as you love yourself,
JESUS taught me that...

Who gives a f u c k (3)

by David

You say you suck,
who gives a f u c k...

Soo Funny (3)

by Misz Luving You

This is soo funny please read the whole thing. Its...
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked...

The Patriot (3)

by Monique

Oh the patriot,
with the red, white, and blue...

I want to be a popstar (3)

by Catherine

I'm through with living in trailers with my pushy...
I'm only nine and she makes me put make up on...

My take on the first day of school (3)

by Sorefromreality

I walk in the doors and see all my classmates
i wish i was dreaming, these people are full of...

Pick pocket (3)

by robin milford

One day i met a pick pocket
he took my locket...

Shame Carrots (3)

by Michael D Nalley

We point our fingers with such zeal
Sometimes like a carrot we peel...

Snapple Facts (3)

by LittleMissUnperfect<3

SNAPPLE FACTS
#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds...

Innocent Prey (3)

by Angel1030

Saw the gleam in his eyes
My boyfriend's cousin, why...