Don't tell me if I'm wrong.
Don't teach me what is right...
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at...
The other day this fat woman
Came to visit us...
After a lot of bad press,
The people wanted a test...
The man behind me looked like a monkey in a cage
Driving his pickup in a fit of road rage...
My muse has been pissed off by crude attempts by...
Ludicrous verse...
Me Granny she was Irish
Me Granddad came from Wales...
Well I've just come back from my holiday
And there's something that I really must say...
I gave myself a chance
To play and go out now...
This is all in fun - It's meant to be satiric...
You can listen here...
It went by so fast,
Although acouple seconds seems to last...
From my holiday, I am recently back
And busy all day, just trying to unpack...