In this time
There are strange things...
From my holiday, I am recently back
And busy all day, just trying to unpack...
You gotta love the Internet.
We have the Internet designed to...
Well I've just come back from my holiday
And there's something that I really must say...
BEWARE THE CLINK!
You never know, it may be hiding in your drink...
My nit wit twit I confess
in 140 characters or less...
This town of ours keeps growing
But the scope of mind is small...
You talk like a man with a paper butt,
you are a chicken with a rooster strut...
The President's Penis
After The Pope's Penis by Sharon Olds...
Two blondes walk into a bar with a cookie monster...
You think you're all cool
You thought you ruled the school...
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