OnStar and A Zombie Invasion (2)

by Miss Behaving

*If you don't know what OnStar is, it's simply an...
OnStar: *A man says calmly* Hello, How can I help...

Forgotten Innocence (2)

by Joarz

Old tales of mystery and magic
Wolves, beasts, beautiful princesses...

Progress, Due To Sex? (2)

by Gary R Priester

Man would still be
Living in caves...

I think my Tv is being kidnapped.. (2)

by Libby

A bomb has exploded in my living room,
And my Dad is doing SUDOKO...

If I were a window (2)

by Liindsii

If I were a window
I'd wave to people going by...

Funny blonde joke (not poem) (2)

by Pandorra13

Two blondes walk into a bar with a cookie monster...

Paper Butt (2)

by Michael D Nalley

You talk like a man with a paper butt,
you are a chicken with a rooster strut...

The Truth about Drunk Driving (2)

by Caroline

I read this in the paper,
And it really made me think...

Help me! (2)

by *tarrann*briann*

All i hear is you screaming
help, help, help...

Me and billy never got along(funny) (2)

by Dawnie

Me And Billy The Kid
(Joe Ely...

Grumpy Trumpy (2) 4

by Hellon

Grumpy Trumpy promised the wall
Mexico will pay, that was his call...

hey, i'm a hot car (haiku) (2) 1

by CRAFTY KEN

hey, i’m a hot car (haiku)
drive me, thrills galore...