Two blondes walk into a bar with a cookie monster...
Old tales of mystery and magic
Wolves, beasts, beautiful princesses...
Man would still be
Living in caves...
In this time
There are strange things...
Well I've just come back from my holiday
And there's something that I really must say...
So What?
You have your life...
Our lager,
Which art in barrels...
Would you like another serving of our mixed
emotions Salad...
Boris under parliament
Request to spell out and...
I read this in the paper,
And it really made me think...
I open my eyes,
and look around...
If you are Jack Sparrow;
I shall be your Black Pearl...