THE MOUSE
Hey folks, I’m Maestro the mouse, Mom gave me...
An assortment of people filled the room,
Look, there's the bride...but no groom...
Use to love to go to work
I just pray for time to pass...
I'm a little emo living my little emo life
i try to be a goth but i just can't get it right...
May the ghosts of grinders find you
and in every tea cup haunt you...
LADY: Hi officer, was i speeding?
STATE TROOPER: Yes Maam, you were going 75 in a...
I step on the bus and find a seat
I've missed the rush hour, what a treat...
An old Arab lived close to New York City for more...
"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't...
You can be comforted by the fact I haven't bought...
Men buying bikini's?! Should be considered a...
Bank jobs don't need
An arsenal...
What's up with all the songs at 07'
where's slim shady? what happened to Eminem...
Author's note: this poem starts off with the...