Let me tell you a little story about a man named...
A poor ole red neck barely kept his family fed...
Man: if i saw you naked i will die happy
woman:if i saw you naked i will die laughing...
Why so dismissive,
of the girl that looks brawny...
Three men were kidnapped by a gang for ransom.
When they got to their hiding place...
I Pick up my pen
and i began to think...
No food in the fridge
Time to go shopping...
The battle paint is put on.
The men are armored up...
So i went to the mall today
and let me tell you what i saw...
I'm a loser: Who are you?
Are you a loser too...
END OF THE WORLD
I got a cup of coffee at a Starbucks cafe...
A hundred years since you got the vote and grabbed...
So put away that Hoover and lay down that brush...
What do they want?
Big boobs, blonde hair, small thighs...