This is meant to be sarcastic and cynical:
You know what I hate...
I'm a loser: Who are you?
Are you a loser too...
So i went to the mall today
and let me tell you what i saw...
A SIGH
For many reasons we may sigh, especially when we...
No food in the fridge
Time to go shopping...
Man: if i saw you naked i will die happy
woman:if i saw you naked i will die laughing...
Albert Frederick Arthur George
Indian Emperor and so much more...
Our Stout Portly Lil Mother is played by Roseanne...
In walks a stoutly woman...
Hey there friend come on in,
put down the gameboy, throw it in the bin...
Let me tell you a little story about a man named...
A poor ole red neck barely kept his family fed...
I pledge allegiance
To the rag...
I Pick up my pen
and i began to think...