I open my eyes,
and look around...
Ok guys.. this is really off the record for me, i...
In Mrs. Cotton's small health class...
I know a chap,
Dishonest is he...
Dark Humor Ahoy...
~my friend made this up, I think~
Your mom is like a vacume cleaner...
Fred is dead because
he lost his head when...
So you knew that I was gunna be this was ( clap...
Your stuff is junk, you live in a dump, you know...
Wincing with a pencil in his hand
Trying to finish the homework teachers...
The other day this fat woman
Came to visit us...
Woke up at three-o-clock
didn't want to get up...
Cheerleaders are happy
Happiness sucks...
Just one strand dangling like
a lost balanced trapeze artist...