If I had a Ray Gun,
I wouldn't set it for stun...
I was looking for a hobby and feeling rather...
so I thought I would become an outlaw biker and...
A Mexican? now aint that quaint? we have to hire...
well lets see my foreign friend if you respest...
At first people take a second look at me
they recognize the rapper I used to be...
Promised to attend mid-term exam in Anatomy
But Damn! He isn't well prepared for the exam...
I once knew a scandolous pirate,I guess a thief of...
If she could catch a frog she would try and steal...
I ran an ad "Prison Pen Pal Needed"
The answers to my dreams were quickly exceeded...
SSHHHH! as you shush me and cover your ears all...
this poetrys so bad it should be a crime...
In a land far away
2 strangers met to play...
Texans' Space Shuttle
Houston got the football team...
World History and the past,
learn we do in Mr. Carter's class...
There once was a soldier so odd
He stood in front of a firing squad...