If I had a Ray Gun,
I wouldn't set it for stun...
We point our fingers with such zeal
Sometimes like a carrot we peel...
I'm sitting here staring at the invisible...
between people who have never met...
It's so beautiful -
to know that you're a loser...
Can you make me one
with everything...
When my heart is in the net
my mind is in the commode...
Three men were kidnapped by a gang for ransom.
When they got to their hiding place...
What a funny place to be
I'm afraid its really is not for me...
There once was a lass who cooked a Limerick
The kosher stew was so wise witty and thick...
A taxidermy shop has recently opened in...
Slimy, scaly, feathered or furred...
Rubber necking at
girls in their summer clothing...
May the ghosts of grinders find you
and in every tea cup haunt you...