If I had a Ray Gun,
I wouldn't set it for stun...
We point our fingers with such zeal
Sometimes like a carrot we peel...
A drunkard drinks and a braggart brags
Dogs dog dogs until a dogs tail wags...
My nit wit twit I confess
in 140 characters or less...
Shout until your inside spilled out
Declare your prejudice while we mock on the people...
Her petals glisten with morning dew
It's such a fine sight to see...
Watch the old boy drool.
His house stacked with candy, yet...
Bombs they blow stuff apart
Concrete, bricks, cars, and people...
Three men were kidnapped by a gang for ransom.
When they got to their hiding place...
What a funny place to be
I'm afraid its really is not for me...
There once was a lass who cooked a Limerick
The kosher stew was so wise witty and thick...
A taxidermy shop has recently opened in...
Slimy, scaly, feathered or furred...