How is it to love a thug you ask?
Well, happy and loving he is...
I pledge allegiance
To the rag...
"Save the trees!" I hear him cry
"They are our lifeblood...
All i hear is you screaming
help, help, help...
So many weirdo's on the net
Who love people They've never met...
Hey there friend come on in,
put down the gameboy, throw it in the bin...
Let's go and have lunch at Maccy D's
We'll get a burger with extra cheese...
As I look across the room
I see my sister with a broom...
Tommy was his name.
His life was filled with fame...
I know a little dude
he is very rude...
A freak accident involving a potato and three...
Has left me suddenly without my upper limbs...
My teacher gave me a poem about plums
to learn off by heart...