Snapple Facts (3)

by LittleMissUnperfect<3

SNAPPLE FACTS
#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds...

This Is Me (Part II) (3)

by Countess of Monte Cristo

This is me.
Sometimes they call me mean...

Little Test (2)

by Masked

After a lot of bad press,
The people wanted a test...

The pilot (2)

by bubbles

Well I've just come back from my holiday
And there's something that I really must say...

At Least I Know I'm A Sinner {Kryielle Sonnet} (5)

by xTheEcstasyOfSuicidex

Stash the money and the drugs,
I'm a pimp and I'm the winner...

Shirt and Shoes Required (8)

by x Mo x

Read that sign!
See it there...

Politically Correct (5)

by Michael D Nalley

Pocahontas is too sexy, and tinky winky is gay.
None of us believe this, though that's what they...

Can Your Kat Or Dawg Talk? (22) 7 HM

by CRAFTY KEN

CAN YOUR KAT OR DAWG TALK?
Your slinky Persian female cat starts rubbing on...

Guys && Girls (1)

by _The_Girl_

*Guys r like slinkies it's always fun 2 watch them...

With All Due Respect (8)

by Daniel Milano

With All Due Respect, Mr. President,
It's quite clear and evident...

Stalkers Galore

by Aage Crow

Inspired by: All the really f**king insensitive...
Waking up at five this morning to the phone...

Ode to my boss (I don't mean it really!) (5)

by bubbles

My boss is such a stupid prat,
I think I'll go buy him a hat...