Donkey Kisser

by Gregory W Golden

No heart, no courage, and no brains
Friends, Romans, Countrymen lend me your ears...

Damn Yankees

by Gregory W Golden

Southern fried glory
Watermelon ready to explode...

Dirt

by Katra

Life is cheep
So is dirt...

I Have MuggleCast

by Rachel

Christmas dawns early, for winter, at least.
I wake up, looking forward to my presents...

I think my Tv is being kidnapped.. (2)

by Libby

A bomb has exploded in my living room,
And my Dad is doing SUDOKO...

Was God so tired? (13)

by Fran

My neighbour has a little kid,
For friendship's sake let's call him Syd...

Donita

by Xirkul Tupas

I have seen her at the party
in a distance, she is so comely...

Detention (2)

by Danielle Tesar

What to do,
Sittin in detention...

Minivan Orgy

by Kelsey

It's noon in your city,
and a minivan orgy is taking place on the streets...

Local Election Limerick (1)

by Ed or Ian Henderson

There once was a PM named Brown,
He saw defeat in many a British town...

Wedding Bliss

by Matt

To me you are my everything,
To you, I am nothing...

Publicans are in control, so do not worry be happy? (3)

by Nate

Richard is mommy and George is your pappy,
But the Publicans are in control, so do not...