American English V British English? (3)

by Simple Sensation

English.
Such a profound language...

Donkey Kisser

by Gregory W Golden

No heart, no courage, and no brains
Friends, Romans, Countrymen lend me your ears...

Damn Yankees

by Gregory W Golden

Southern fried glory
Watermelon ready to explode...

Dirt

by Katra

Life is cheep
So is dirt...

I Have MuggleCast

by Rachel

Christmas dawns early, for winter, at least.
I wake up, looking forward to my presents...

I think my Tv is being kidnapped.. (2)

by Libby

A bomb has exploded in my living room,
And my Dad is doing SUDOKO...

Was God so tired? (13)

by Fran

My neighbour has a little kid,
For friendship's sake let's call him Syd...

Donita

by Xirkul Tupas

I have seen her at the party
in a distance, she is so comely...

Have a wank (1)

by david

Mister Bush and Mister Blair
That pair are oh so silly...

Publicans are in control, so do not worry be happy? (3)

by Nate

Richard is mommy and George is your pappy,
But the Publicans are in control, so do not...

The Truth about Drunk Driving (2)

by Caroline

I read this in the paper,
And it really made me think...

Nothing going on

by alethea

Spoons are dancing around the moon
Stars are shooting through the sky...