This is soo funny please read the whole thing. Its...
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked...
Yesterday i had nothing to do
my boyfriend called said what to do...
(OK right i was on the chat rooms and asked...
shes part girl shes part boy shes got parts...
Shut the toilet door;
Hide the keys...
I walk in the doors and see all my classmates
i wish i was dreaming, these people are full of...
If you are Jack Sparrow;
I shall be your Black Pearl...
Youre too young to know this!
Youre too old to do that...
Welcome to the grand MGM Hotel! Roll out the red...
This cubicle in which I sit
And waste away my day...
What do they want?
Big boobs, blonde hair, small thighs...
Our lager,
Which art in barrels...
If I could could change,
What would I change...