My muse has been pissed off by crude attempts by...
Ludicrous verse...
PIG litigation:
Grab for too much grub, end up...
There once was a Palin named Sara
Who wore a quite a bit of mascara...
The man behind me looked like a monkey in a cage
Driving his pickup in a fit of road rage...
- Andrew, again you're going
To smoke...
Convincing me that
Guy is terrible does not...
Is it me, or is something cattywampus about this.
Tea for two and I am feeling so very all alone...
The men in the street
Are the least discreet...
Queen of the Fair
Pretty as she can be...
Dear Advertisements:
You always try and catch my eye...
My computer got a virus so I had to get Norton
Coffee makes me as nervous as Billy Bob Thornton...
In here I am selling an item I cannot let you see,
You can hold it dearly right after your purchase...