Convincing me that
Guy is terrible does not...
There once was an idiot named Rush
That would make Don Rickles blush...
Me Granny she was Irish
Me Granddad came from Wales...
This no neck mother ****er
Whom I dwarf...
What's this I hear about Glenn Beck?
Is he playing with a full deck...
There once was a Palin named Sara
Who wore a quite a bit of mascara...
In here I am selling an item I cannot let you see,
You can hold it dearly right after your purchase...
Albert Frederick Arthur George
Indian Emperor and so much more...
I heard the front door open,
I was in my room, getting CD's...
2 a.m. Where do I begin?
The neighbours garbage can...
Queen of the Fair
Pretty as she can be...
My computer got a virus so I had to get Norton
Coffee makes me as nervous as Billy Bob Thornton...