Me Granny she was Irish
Me Granddad came from Wales...
The jungle has changed.
The names rearranged...
They tried to stay awake.
But sleep they did make...
Queen of the Fair
Pretty as she can be...
Dear Advertisements:
You always try and catch my eye...
One million years before the birth of Christ
the universe was hanging on a thread...
Sir Executive charges the counter,
standard-bearing power-card pinned between...
Oh i can't wait for that fateful day
when i can say fuk this place i wanna play...
A phone is for phonies.
A tongue is for a kiss...
My computer got a virus so I had to get Norton
Coffee makes me as nervous as Billy Bob Thornton...
2 a.m. Where do I begin?
The neighbours garbage can...
In here I am selling an item I cannot let you see,
You can hold it dearly right after your purchase...