Me Granny she was Irish
Me Granddad came from Wales...
My muse has been pissed off by crude attempts by...
Ludicrous verse...
The man behind me looked like a monkey in a cage
Driving his pickup in a fit of road rage...
Got home just in time,
to have a short chat...
Traffic light cycled
no one moved yet no one honked...
I would ask, if only on my deathbed
For a day where all the power is gone...
The men in the street
Are the least discreet...
Don't bug me.
Please don't bug me...
I heard the front door open,
I was in my room, getting CD's...
Queen of the Fair
Pretty as she can be...
Dear Advertisements:
You always try and catch my eye...
One million years before the birth of Christ
the universe was hanging on a thread...