A thief is a thief when caught in the act
Past midnight its his time to rise up...
A padded cell for one friend
A padded cell for two...
Life is seemingly gracious.
Is a nympho in such a way...
Well I've just come back from my holiday
And there's something that I really must say...
My country have seven wonders
Each one will make you wonder...
Everything is so gross.
Everything is so disgusting...
The sad divine truth
lays under white lies they say...
From my holiday, I am recently back
And busy all day, just trying to unpack...
Hear, Hear
Lets call Obama to the stand...
Apostrophe denotes possession
Comma begets pause...
When death comes knocking on your door
what do you say to him...
You can be comforted by the fact I haven't bought...
Men buying bikini's?! Should be considered a...