A taxidermy shop has recently opened in...
Slimy, scaly, feathered or furred...
There once was a lass who cooked a Limerick
The kosher stew was so wise witty and thick...
What a funny place to be
I'm afraid its really is not for me...
Three men were kidnapped by a gang for ransom.
When they got to their hiding place...
Bombs they blow stuff apart
Concrete, bricks, cars, and people...
Watch the old boy drool.
His house stacked with candy, yet...
Her petals glisten with morning dew
It's such a fine sight to see...
Years I've dreamed of snagging her
And holding her softly in my hands...
I am a dune beetle
I stick my face in doodoo...
You talk like a man with a paper butt,
you are a chicken with a rooster strut...
What is the difference
Between a poem and a rap...
Stan's a man in uniform,
a man with real power...