Texts

by Michael D Nalley

A phone is for phonies.
A tongue is for a kiss...

The Silent Santa (1)

by Ray Smallshaw

By Ray Smallshaw
"Honest mum I saw him putting the presents...

Meant Them All! (1)

by Countess of Monte Cristo

You deserve a big fat slap.
Because you're full of crap...

Little Test (2)

by Masked

After a lot of bad press,
The people wanted a test...

Joe The Pedophile (3)

by Soulful Ensemble

Good afternoon, another miserable day
But don't look down and try to walk away...

Dog house rap (1)

by Michael D Nalley

My computer got a virus so I had to get Norton
Coffee makes me as nervous as Billy Bob Thornton...

Can't Shop

by Richard S

Crucifixion Day is on a FRIDAY,
So they say...

Drama Rap

by Michael D Nalley

I am nothing like Osama
Not even close to Obama...

Workaholic

by KemistryKia

My business
is very quick in wit...

Joke (3)

by Josh

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at...

President Bill Clinton ( Clerihew ) (8)

by Ingrid

President Bill Clinton ( Clerihew )
President Bill Clinton...

The Wise Grafitti Artist (1)

by Tony

The wise grafitti artist warned
"If you are reading this...