By Ray Smallshaw
"Honest mum I saw him putting the presents...
The cock crows , that's your morning alarm,
Half a sleep you make your way to the stream...
You deserve a big fat slap.
Because you're full of crap...
After a lot of bad press,
The people wanted a test...
Woke up this mornin',
Found my Member of Parliament was an honest man...
If you follow the rainbow across the world,
Over mountains and under seas...
The wise grafitti artist warned
"If you are reading this...
President Bill Clinton ( Clerihew )
President Bill Clinton...
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at...
My business
is very quick in wit...
Crucifixion Day is on a FRIDAY,
So they say...
Good afternoon, another miserable day
But don't look down and try to walk away...