A phone is for phonies.
A tongue is for a kiss...
By Ray Smallshaw
"Honest mum I saw him putting the presents...
You deserve a big fat slap.
Because you're full of crap...
After a lot of bad press,
The people wanted a test...
Good afternoon, another miserable day
But don't look down and try to walk away...
My computer got a virus so I had to get Norton
Coffee makes me as nervous as Billy Bob Thornton...
Crucifixion Day is on a FRIDAY,
So they say...
I am nothing like Osama
Not even close to Obama...
My business
is very quick in wit...
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at...
President Bill Clinton ( Clerihew )
President Bill Clinton...
The wise grafitti artist warned
"If you are reading this...