If you follow the rainbow across the world,
Over mountains and under seas...
Woke up this mornin',
Found my Member of Parliament was an honest man...
The cock crows , that's your morning alarm,
Half a sleep you make your way to the stream...
How can she be satisfied
With something so small...
Pocahontas is too sexy, and tinky winky is gay.
None of us believe this, though that's what they...
There once was a Palin named Sara
Who wore a quite a bit of mascara...
Seen many hyped up premieres,
events that promised to be...
Albert Frederick Arthur George
Indian Emperor and so much more...
What's this I hear about Glenn Beck?
Is he playing with a full deck...
George Bush. could have been elected
After the votes were all collected...
Is it me, or is something cattywampus about this.
Tea for two and I am feeling so very all alone...
There once was a healthcare bill
That republicans tried to kill...