Nail him now Nail him fast
Burn him now burn him fast...
Me Granny she was Irish
Me Granddad came from Wales...
Stan's a man in uniform,
a man with real power...
If I had a Ray Gun,
I wouldn't set it for stun...
Her petals glisten with morning dew
It's such a fine sight to see...
It's so beautiful -
to know that you're a loser...
Let's all do the can can
whether he skipped or ran...
I type with my pointer so nimble
My middle finger's not a symbol...
My computer got a virus so I had to get Norton
Coffee makes me as nervous as Billy Bob Thornton...
Dear Advertisements:
You always try and catch my eye...
As I walked home,
From a long day at work...
My life has been walking
Through doors without asking...