I stare at you
You stare at me...
I Pick up my pen
and i began to think...
~my friend made this up, I think~
Your mom is like a vacume cleaner...
LADY: Hi officer, was i speeding?
STATE TROOPER: Yes Maam, you were going 75 in a...
An old Arab lived close to New York City for more...
"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't...
Hey there friend come on in,
put down the gameboy, throw it in the bin...
So many weirdo's on the net
Who love people They've never met...
The Many Lives of a Volunteer
My name is…who cares...
I pledge allegiance
To the rag...
How is it to love a thug you ask?
Well, happy and loving he is...
The Tattoo
By Mark Spencer...
So i went to the mall today
and let me tell you what i saw...