The universe truly is an unimaginably huge place. If the distance between your ears and your brain can only be measured in light-years, it really puts things into perspective doesn't it?

Me: "Keep an eye on that guy, he's completely nuts and dangerous".

AK: "I'm allergic to dangerous nuts".

Life would be boring
Without anarchy
Without rebelling
Against hierarchy

If the best things in life are free then why do the rich people get all of the good stuff

Caller ID should be more detailed~ "Wants Help Moving" "Going to Whine" "Will Ask to Borrow Money"

Who wants to go to Narnia with me?

I use the face ':4' instead of ':3' to officially label the fact I'm weird :4.
-Tessa Hazzard

Kiera Knightley is by far the prettiest person ever.

Except for Johnny Depp, of course.

Don't be prejudice
Hate everyone equally!

Why do tests on animals if we have pedophiles in prison.