By asking people not to be ignorant you are asking them not to be themselves.

"Feet that run swiftly to do evil, might soon belong to a man known as peg-legs"

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.

The problem is, obesity runs in our family. No, the problem is no-one runs in your family...

"Gym Class:
Guys put your balls away..lol"

"I know I'm crazy,
wait..i thought you guys knew that already."

Fox News: "If you aren't getting dumber, we aren't doing our job."

Here goes to people whose kindness is mistaken for flirting ~ gimme five !! ^_^

"She undressed you with her glaucoma tinted eyes"

When I die, I want them to throw my ashes in the sea sand so even then, I can still get in people's pants.