When someone throws skittles at you and says "taste the rainbow" Run them over with your car and say "Nationwide is on your side!"

I'm a Teen- When we sulk we do it properly. I didn't call anyone. I ignored my brother. And I owned everyone on Final Fantasy, Halo, Smash Bros, and Thirteen.

Teenagers could dwell on whatever they liked, for as long as they liked. So help anyone who tried to get it out of them before they were ready to spill. I planned to do just that.

Internet will never replace news paper, why? because internet does not wear out after you have read

Ignorance is a vast darkness we all shine in.

The world: we've got some really serious problems like global warming, mass economic failure, genocide, aids, cancer and your healthcare system is shit so we should get to work
us government: sit down i have to stop people from sharing things online

We live in a society where losing your phone is more serious then losing your virginity.

We never really mature, we just learn how to act in public

Women there beautiful , majestic, mysterious, mesmerizing creatures, smart, empathetic far superior to man in every way. if i had a choice i would be with women to my dieing day. BUT me like cocks sooooo im strickly *ickly.

Best line i've heard since "i would look good in your rolls"... was a man saying... "i have my teeth, don't do drugs, dont have any std's, etc" Certainly glad he has his teeth! I so would not want to be gummed :D LOL