Funny Quotes About Society

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  • Embracing my insanity and breeding it in hopes of creating genius

    by standingUP4ourfailure
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  • Why is it the black men are always in jail, thats so racist....they should all be like the white men.
    --OFFICE

    by CrossMyHeartAndHopeToDie
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  • Teacher: We should hide all of the toilet paper and bread thats in food lion. Wed have our whole town going crazy.
    Me & Friend: Can we sit with you in the parking lot & laugh with you?
    Teacher: As long as you help me hide all of the stuff.

    by Twistd StoRY
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  • Me: Damm It
    My Sister: Don't Call Me Damm It
    Me: you cant call someone damm it
    My Sister: Then Why Did You Call Me Damm It
    Me: Never mind

    by Love Bug
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  • Jingle bells, juniors smell, SEN10RS ALL THE WAY, sophomores suck & they're all sl_ts and freshman have no say. HAYYYY ;]

    by Jade Huynh
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  • If you can't get in the door, break a window. =D

    by thisisme
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  • Take it as a compliment when someone calls you "weird." Being considered "normal" nowadays isn't exactly something you should look forward to.

    by Countess of Monte Cristo
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  • Go on talk shit about me, your only making me famous

    by Jacqueline
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  • Computers are like people, using a hammer does not fix them.

    by Elliott Lica
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  • Got home last night and found his cat dead in the washing machine. I'm a bit gutted but at least it died in comfort

    by bluehun
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