A plastic ID does not make me a citizen; am first a citizen, then I get the plastic to confirm.

It's a Flu world, everybody needs a neckwarmer.

Every Lugbara word ends with a vowel. Some words have more than one meaning depending on pronunciation or context.

Think like a CPU, act like a display!

"Everybody Hates Chris", but I like him because he is very funny.

It’s not about whether you win or lose, sometimes it’s about how many pages you add to the rule book.

Say what you will about Aussies, but if Trump was our leader - he wouldn't last a week.

There are a lot of lies going around and half of them are true.

Laughing at your own jokes, is the greatest flattery for yourself!

Sow good, reap good, too lazy to chop wood, no Fireplace to warm your space!