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Something is wrong when your latest love is; yourself! |
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Once upon a time, aliens were intent on destroying the Earth. Now, they just sit back and watch. |
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Blames are not a solution, to any wrong. |
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What's the problem with being a tree-hugger? Why shouldn't we hug trees? After all, they do give us life. If we can hug our mothers for doing so, then why not show the same appreciation for trees? |
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You don't make friends with salad |
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When a snake does not act like a snake the little children will use it to tie firewood |
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Monkey that eat with both hands should prepare to fall soon |
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No matter how far the urine goes the last drop fall close to the owner's legs |
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"We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people". |
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Why is the speed limit in a school zone 15 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles. |