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Say what you will about Aussies, but if Trump was our leader - he wouldn't last a week. |
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Once upon a time, aliens were intent on destroying the Earth. Now, they just sit back and watch. |
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You don't make friends with salad |
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"We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people". |
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What's the problem with being a tree-hugger? Why shouldn't we hug trees? After all, they do give us life. If we can hug our mothers for doing so, then why not show the same appreciation for trees? |
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I'm not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell. |
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If Caitlyn Jenner can win woman of the year I see no reason why Donald Trump's hair can't win the Westminister Kennel Club Dog Show. |
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I'd bury you, but I'm afraid more idiots would grow. |
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The universe truly is an unimaginably huge place. If the distance between your ears and your brain can only be measured in light-years, it really puts things into perspective doesn't it? |
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If women are from Venus and men are from Mars, then where are gays from? |