Before you insult someone
Walk a mile in there shoes
that way you'd be a mile away
and you have their shoes!

The only guy you should cry over is George Bush.

A fat P.E (physical education) teacher..............................i dont get it?.....

Fire Fighters take the heat, but EMTs can legally take your clothes off!!!

The real trouble with my sarcasm, is that half the time when people think I'm being sarcastic, I'm actually being quite sincere.

It does not suck to be you

3 blondes walk into a bar.....the brunette ducks

Being vague is almost as fun as doing this other thing.

I wanted to be a policeman once
...
Then I realised you had to run

So....im a b.itch?
well a b.itch is a female dog
and a dog barks
and bark comes from a tree
and trees are part of nature
and nature is beautiful
so thanks for the compliment.