If Hooters had a door to door service, Would they change their name to Knockers?

It is better to look stupid than to open your mouth and prove it!

It's like having sex without a condom; it get's the job done but it's not very safe!

-Best Cecilisms

I,m not fat i,m fluffy
i,m not fat i,m retaining water
i,m not fat i,m just blob like
i,m not fat i,m... oh hell with it i am fat!

Stand out:

Wear black on Valentine's Day
And Pink on Halloween

People tell me to be myself, but I can't, that's just not me.

If you know where people are being cynical about, you know what they are missing.

I'll apologize for telling you to shut up, as long as you do it.

* i was joking with my mom and i told her this, we laughed our as-ses off

[Me] You`re crazy

[Friend] Your mother!

[Me] Don`t talk about your grandma like that

Great Come Back

For what purpose do guys have nipples?