Funny Quotes About Society

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  • Don't drink and park! - accidents cause people!

    >from my friend david

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  • It's not that girl mature mature than boys - it's that girls mature at all.

    by kate
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  • The only thing that makes the grass greener on the other side is manure.

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  • If you ever walk out in publice and notice all the emo, dont you just want to scream, " FREAK, people! We get it! Your emotional! If you wanted everyone to know, tell us! GOD!" That's what I want to say....

    by Debbie
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  • Rule number 1: I am always right.
    Rule number 2: By doubt, rule number 1 applies.

    by Hebe
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  • "Don't worry. Your unique...just like everyone else." ^_^ I told my friend this the other day....she hit me....

    Hehe!

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  • "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words ... words might hurt me deeply, causing great emotional, mental, and psychological damage leading to a lowered self-esteem and decreased work-related efficiency."

    Hehe!

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  • If somthing is handed to you free, Don't complain.

    "It's like breaking into a tv shop - and coming out with a 14" portable - then saying "what a pisser I didn't get a 42" plasma..."

    by ctmskm
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  • Goths are depressed vampires who have sex with animals.
    - Kevin Murray

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  • There's nothing strange about insanity, it's very natural.

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