It doesnt matter if your black or white,
The only color that really matters is green.

-Peter Griffin

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Don worry while doing a good deed as God's account gives interest more than any bank

People say poetry is tough but i see so many around.

There are three kinds of people: those that can count, and those that can't (:

'There is no human problem which can not be solved if people just do as I say'

Dude: Knock, knock.
Blonde Chick: Who's there?
Dude: Nobody.
Blonde Chick: Nobody who?
Dude: ...
Blonde Chick: Nobody who?!
Dude: ...
Blonde Chick: Where did you go?!?!

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people seem clever...until they talk.

Got a problem with me? Solve it.
Think im trippin? Tie my shoes.
Can't stand me? Sit down.
Can't face me? Turn the F.U.C.K around!

haha
i love thisssss
thanx ashley!!! =o]

Democracy: Where any two idiots outvote a genius.