To save money on electricity, we've turned off the light at the end of the tunnel.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. No use being a damned fool about it.

-W. C. Fields

Confession:
Thats not a spider!!!! its a BEAST

(THIS COMING FROM A GUY I KNO WHO IS DEATHLY AFRAID OF SPIDERS)

Confession: (MAN AND WOMEN TALKING)
MAN: "Lil girls can be so dramatic"
WOMEN: " Oh trust me we can be dramatic at any age"

Confession:
All cliques are like baby pools
they are shallow and built for the immature

Confession:
With highschool comes homework and drama but with college comes hot guys and wild parties

If your gonna be a d i c k...where a condom =o]

Ha

Everything I Know I Could NEVER Have Learned On A Chalkboard. ♥

You think I'm weird?

...Imagine what I think about you.

Have you ever noticed that anyone going faster than you is a maniac and anyone going slower than you is an idiot?