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floor!

'I hate her so much i wouldn't spit in her mouth if her insides were on fire' heard on a soap opera

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE WORLD'S COMING TO, THE HIGHER THE BUILDINGS THE LOWER THE MORALS

I dont mind smart ppl, i dont mind some ppl, its just that, there are some ppl, i cant stand

When I see someone having an embarrasing clumsy moment I laugh, not because I find it humourous, but because it reminds me of myself.

I'm not paranoid. But I know you think I am.

"Here in Jamaica, we don't drink and drive. We smoke and fly" - my tour guide, Arlene

**actually happened when i went on vacation in Jamaica**

You look the way you feel. So always feel beautiful. =)

-I've just had an apostrophe.
-I think you mean an epiphany.
-Lightning has just struck my brain.
-Well that must have hurt.

Ive used up all of my sick days so im calling in DEAD!