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Save water... drink vodka. |
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Why is that space on a womens body called a waist? well it is one u could easily fit another set if boobs there |
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Scientists have discovered that every birthday makes a person older |
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&& as you laugh with all your little friends, walking down the hallway..i want you to realize..they aren't laughing with you they are laughing at you. |
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If its against the law to drink and drive/drive drunk why do they have parking lots at bars? |
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WARNING: PRIVATE PROPERTY |
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I think someone's a few fries short of a happy meal.... |
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The elephant said to the camel, "Why do you have two boobs on your back?" The camel replied,"That's funny coming from someone with a d**ck on their face". |
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The elephant said to the camel, "Why do you have two boobs on your back?" The camel replied,"That's funny coming from someone with a d**ck on their face". |
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"Scientists tell us we only use 5% of our brains. But if they used only 5% of their brains to reach that conclusion, then why should we believe them?" |