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Guns don't kill people... |
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People who say "no news is bad news" clearly don't watch the same news as me. |
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It’s not about whether you win or lose, sometimes it’s about how many pages you add to the rule book. |
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It's not disrespectful for someone to ask me where the toilet is; we all go there! |
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Do skeletons have politicians in their closets? |
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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. |
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(found on pub wall) |
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Don't point your figures at people because they're three pointing right back at you!!! |
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You're not supposed to do anything while wearing Cons. JUst lean against a wall and cry a bit. |
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Oxymoron #1: I'm from the government and i'm here to help |