How can you face your problem if your problem is your face?? if you die tomorrow, why not now??

BE OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die

HATING ME WONT MAKE
YOU PRETTY!

72% of statistics are made up on the spot!

How does Dumbo fly when he ways so much ???

I love it, didn't write it, wish i did, but it's so true...

"when women are depressed they go shopping and eat, when men are depressed, they go and invade another country!"

1 tube of Vaseline: $3.00
1 box of condoms: $12.00
3 Gay porn magazines: $11.00
Making your parents think your brother is gay: PRICELESS.

When life give u lemons u should make lemonade and find someone whos life has gave them vodka and have a party

7 Out of 10 voices in my head say, SHUT UP, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TALKING?

What you don't over dose on, only gets you higher.