Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Who's the guy who looked at a cow and said, i'm gonna drink what comes out of these things when i squeeze them.

funny!!!

I must be getting old. I'm sick of hearing about young people dying because they weren't wearing seatbelts. Physics is more than a suggestion, people.
-Dan

Marilyn monroe:We should get married and have children, because then they would have my looks and your smarts.
albert einstein:i don't think that's a good idea, because they could just as easily have my looks and your smarts

Marilyn monroe:We should get married and have children, because then they would have my looks and your smarts.
albert einstein:i don't think that's a good idea, because they could just as easily have my looks and your smarts

Roses are red
condoms are blue
STDs are contagious
so watch who you screw

Only in America...do we order a double cheeseburger, large fries and a DIET soda...

And you call me un-normal?
You're the one being a sheep.
Since when is that normal?
Exactly....
=p

If life is so hard like peole say we should all wear helments

You say I need help and it may be true. But I'm sure that I can say the same about you.... So before you pass judgement or say things that are mean, make sure that the fingers you're pointing are clean....