Heheh! do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

You only hate me because I have found comfort in being myself.

Come on, shake a leg! get off the freaking net I beg!

Fat people are good for two things:

Warmth in winter and
Shade in Summer.

You have the right to remain silent, Anything you say will be misquoted, Then used against you.

~Didn't write but i thought it was funny.~

" I am sumalian, you want to dance with me"

What?
i do stay in shape!
round IS a shape!

haha :D

I pulled my down my pants and I pointed to myself with a razor in hand yelling "Who wants to get rid of Bush???!!!" :)

Drama doesn't follow us, it rides on our back

Awww hunny
its so cute that you think i care
and yet every time i see you i can't help but laugh at your
Stupidity